Strange creation of God

Girls are special strangers created by god
If you praise her, she thinks you are telling lies.
If you dont, you are good for nothing.
If she talks,she wants you to listen.
If you listen,she wants you to talk.
If you touch her, you are not a gentleman.
If you dont, you are not a man.
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp.
If you dont, you are not understanding.

so simple yet so complex, so weird yet so beautiful. Thats a girl