 | CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! |
 | MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master |
 | LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either |
 | CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present |
 | COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece |
 | TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power! |
 | DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage |
 | CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on |
 | ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before |
 | CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but never read |
 | SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! |
 | OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life |
 | YAWN: The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth |
 | ETC: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do |
 | COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together |
 | EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their Mistakes |
 | ATOM BOMB: An invention to bring an end to all inventions |
 | PHILOSOPHER: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead |
 | DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip |
 | OPPORTUNIST: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river |
 | OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!" |
 | PESSIMIST: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY |
 | MISER: A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH! |
 | FATHER: A banker provided by nature |
 | CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught |
 | BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early |
 | POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later |
 | DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills! |
