Nice definitions....

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!


MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master


LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either


CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present


COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece


TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!


ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before


CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read


SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!


OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life


YAWN:
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth


EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes