Before Computer

Memory was something you lost with age

An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano

A web was a spider's home

A virus was the flu

A CD was a blank account

A hard drive was the long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And if you had a 3 inch floppy

you just hoped nobody ever found out!