Jokes to Drive Tiger Mad
by Sanju[ Edit ] 2010-01-04 00:05:37
Q. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?
A. Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Q. Why did Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant AND a tree?
A. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly, but put me down for a 5."
What was Elin doing out at 2.30 in the morning? Clubbing
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.
Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.
What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.
Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. - Cheetah.
Q. Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. How do you tell them apart?
A. Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.
