Best Description of an Idiot

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A few clowns short of a circus�


* A few fries short of a Happy Meal�


* An experiment in artificial stupidity�


* A few beers short of a six pack�


* Dumber than a box of hair�


* A few peas short of a casserole�.


* Doesn�t have all his Cornflakes in one box�


* The wheel�s spinning but the hamster�s dead�


* One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl�


* One taco short of a combo plate�


* A few feathers short of a whole duck�


* All foam, no beer�


* The cheese slid off his cracker�

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