Best Description of an Idiot

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A few clowns short of a circus…


* A few fries short of a Happy Meal…


* An experiment in artificial stupidity…


* A few beers short of a six pack…


* Dumber than a box of hair…


* A few peas short of a casserole….


* Doesn’t have all his Cornflakes in one box…


* The wheel’s spinning but the hamster’s dead…


* One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl…


* One taco short of a combo plate…


* A few feathers short of a whole duck…


* All foam, no beer…


* The cheese slid off his cracker…

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