Cool Fundamentals of LIFE..

1) Money is not Everything.
- There's MasterCard and Visa.

2) One should love animals.
- They are tasty too.

3) Save Water.
- Drink Beer.

4) Studying is Healthy.
- So leave it for the sick.

5) Books are Holy
- So don't touch them.

6) Don't shout in class and disturb those who are asleep.

7) Love your Neighbour.
- But don't get caught.

Everyone one should marry, because
- Happiness is not the only thing in LIFE..