Dead Windows Programmer

Dead Windows Programmer

Did you hear about the Microsoft Windows programmer who died?

He found himself in front of a committee that decides whether you go to Heaven or Hell.

The committee told the programmer he had some say in the matter and asked him if he wanted
to see Heaven and Hell before stating his preference.

"Sure," he said, so an angel took him to a place with a sunny beach, bikini clad girls, volleyball, and rock & roll,
where everyone was having a wild time.

"Wow!" he exclaimed. "Heaven is great!"

"Wrong," said the angel. "That was Hell. Want to see Heaven?"

"Sure!" So the angel took him to another place. Here a bunch of people were sitting in a park
playing bingo and feeding dead pigeons.

"This is Heaven?" asked the Windows programmer.

"Yup," said the angel.

"Then I'll take Hell." Instantly he found himself plunged up to his neck in red-hot guano, with the hosts of the damned in torment around him.
"Where's the babes? the beach? The music? The volleyball?" he screamed frantically to the angel.

"That was the demo version!" she replied as she vanished.