Funny Linux Commands

The Funny Linux Commands

% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% (-
(-: Command not found.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink matter
matter: cannot create